I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

What? Why?

speech and debate.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

This statement is false.

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