- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

a jew walks out of a furnace

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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