- Anti Joke

A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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I like the color potato.

a man walked into a bar....

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

Miscarriages.

Dusters blow stuff.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Whats worse than a joke? This

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

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The Anti Joke Book

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

I like the color potato.

a man walked into a bar....

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

Miscarriages.

Dusters blow stuff.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Whats worse than a joke? This

Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too