2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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A person from Singapore eats

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Nickelback

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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