An irishman walks out of a pub

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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