Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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