Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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