Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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Invisible Television.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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Sarah Palin

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???????????? WTF?

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Women's rights.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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smug face >:}

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