Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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