where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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SNAPPLE!

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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