how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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