go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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