Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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