how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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