roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Punch line.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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