ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Got milk? No.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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