Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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What is Ash gray Battleship gray Black Blue-gray Cadet gray Charcoal Cool gray Davy's gray Payne's gray Gunmetal Silver Slate gray Taupe Purple taupe Medium taupe Rose quartz Taupe gray Timberwolf WhiteApple green Asparagus Bright green Cal Poly Chartreuse Dark olive green Dark spring green Dartmouth green Fern green Forest greenGreen Green-yellow Harlequin Honeydew Hunter green India green Islamic green Jungle green Lawn green LimePhthalo green Pigment green Pine green Pistachio Sea green Shamrock green Spring bud Spring green Teal Yellow-greenAlice blue Aqua Aquamarine Celeste Cerulean Cyan Electric blue Jungle green Magic mint MintAir Force blue Air superiority blue Alice blue Azure Baby blue Bleu de France Blue Blue-gray Bondi blue Brandeis blueAmethyst Byzantium Cerise Eggplant Fandango Fuchsia Heliotrope Indigo Lavender blush Lavender (floralblack gray silver white maroon red purple fuchsia green lime olive yellow navy blue teal aqua a List that you just spent 5 min reading

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Anti Joke

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