- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

Latvia isn't a joke

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

A French man gets into a fight

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

FUCK THE JEWS

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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