- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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