Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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A man walks into a bar

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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You're a frog

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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