- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

dick dick dick... frogs

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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