You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

I'm gay.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Vagina.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

women's rights

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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