- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

My love life

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

your brother so fine that hes skinney

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