- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

I have a gay camel

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

knock knock no ones home

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

NAACP

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

YOU

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