What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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this site is an antijoke

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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