Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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Republicans

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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