- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

your moms my other ride

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

You're tall.

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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