Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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neil likes pube toast

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What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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the game

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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