whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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Refrigerator

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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sdfrgtyuki

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I've often heard that a room with a million monkeys with a million typewriters, given enough time; would eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. This seems to suggest that if something has an extremely low chance of happening, it will still eventually happen if enough attempts are made. However, I feel that the aforementioned scenario, given enough time to play out, would only result in a room full of dead monkeys. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Bad grammers.

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Rampage, on the streets of the poor. Secrets finally leaving, escaping, rummaging out from the land and sea of unforgiven people. A loud shatter erupts from the roaring streets filled with silence, the people are coming. Engulfing the city. Red, blue, orange and yellow. Explosives and gun fire and blood flowing down into the drains, mixing innocent blood with the impure water. Violence, detonating everywhere. I see fire everywhere. Once a family home now a lost memory which cannot be found. Everything is burning, life and love. The streets not painted with red. It's soothing the sidewalk. Hush now. A shadowy night. It's whispers reaches all corners of the earth... 'The war is over' Blue skies light up the back lanes, darkness retreating back under its box of everlasting mystery They fought a war We are fighting one too (first letter of each line + final 2 lines are the last two lines of the original poem etc)

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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