- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

You and your parents are going to die today

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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