- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Obama

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

OIO

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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