What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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a man walked into a bar....

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Dusters blow stuff.

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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I like the color potato.

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Miscarriages.

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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