- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

once you go black your credit goes wack

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

A person from Singapore eats

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Nickelback

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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