Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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whats chinese noodles

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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Jesus once got nailed to a cross, beaten and gave his life in order to prove he was immortal. Safe to say, people remain impressed even 2000 years later. Moral: Lol, hey, its quite a feat, but what life did he give if he was immortal? Jesus is a okay dude though, he stole donkeys from stables (for transport) and when his disciples asked if stealing was bad he replied: God will provide for them. Awesome.

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Depends how you look at it, I like some girl, she and that girl gets along, I get along with the two girls, and yeah, I make them fight to the death as I consume the weakest one and make the new one my wife of darkness! Well, actually, threesomes, but NEVAH, NEVAR!! *shakes fist towards the skies* with another man! Now if my waifu wants to have some fun with a girl, I say why not (and then she asks if I want to join always so far), its genetics, you know, each caveman had like 600 wivus and he did not have time to bang them all, now let those genes go trough MAN for a couple of millenia, and he becomes the KING OF DEMONS... ME! Those other scumbags are a whole other story. Oh, and the 600 wivus did either go without sexytime, or you know... I mean you do KNOW that women are like comfortable naked together and yeah...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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