- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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