- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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