Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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Fox News

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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