whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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