- Anti Joke

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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A man killed himself.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett