once upon a time, it snowed

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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