There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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Women

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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