- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

OIO

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Obama

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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