- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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Womans baksetball...

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

womans rights...

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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