A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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FUCK THE JEWS

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