- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Neil is a reterd.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Robin get in the batmobile!

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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