What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

richard is fag

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

What's green and blue? yellow

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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