Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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