- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

You and your parents are going to die today

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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