What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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