Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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