- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

YOU

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

pudding

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

I have a gay camel

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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