Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

Potassium? K.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

your mom

Do you love me? No.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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