Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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