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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

You and your parents are going to die today

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