- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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david weres the slug gone

A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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