- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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