- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

cats are pussies

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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