Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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