- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

whats polish and black a polish black person

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

You know what's catchy? A cold

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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