I am dyslexic

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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Anti Joke

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