Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

once upon a time, it snowed

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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