- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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