- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

Sammi suck kyles chode

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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