- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, The end.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.