- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

honest politician

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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