- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

honest politician

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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