- Anti Joke

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

I'm Batman.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

http://i.imgur.com/BJsbT.jpg

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

kaite is dumb that is true

a jew walks out of a furnace

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself