- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

My three children are three big mistakes.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Thats sweet, thank you then.

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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