- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green? The color green.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!