- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

British Dentistry

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

This sentance contains three errers

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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