- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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